My Dark Prince: An Enemies-to-Lovers Romance (Dark Prince Road)

Zach Sun: Is there a reason I was sent an invite to … wherever the fuck it is?

Ollie vB: Nauru.

Romeo Costa: Basically Australia.

Ollie vB: Okay, Columbus.

Zach Sun: Wrong continent, but I’ll allow it on the grounds that at least you know how to spell his name.

Ollie vB: Save the date.

Romeo Costa: DID I JUST WIN A YACHT?

Zach Sun: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Briar still hasn’t walked down the aisle, and knowing our boy, he can fuck this up at any point.

Romeo Costa: Please, don’t fuck it up. Love prevails, loneliness is a cureless condition, etc.

Ollie vB: ?

Romeo Costa: YOU NEED A FUCKING WIFE AND I NEED A FUCKING YACHT, OKAY?

Ollie vB: Go buy your own yacht if you have such a hard on for one.

Zach Sun: With the way his wife spends, let’s hope he can afford a Disney+ subscription, let alone a yacht.

Romeo Costa: It’s just the same shows all over again. Besides, we share a password with the Townsends.

Zach Sun: She is going to make you remortgage your property at this rate.

Romeo Costa: At the very least, I’ll be poor and fashionable, unlike whatever the fuck I caught you wearing this morning.

Zach Sun: A seven-layered jacket and tape bracelet. It was Fae’s first time at Balenciaga. She got overwhelmed by the floating limbs. What was I supposed to do? My wife gifted it to me.

Romeo Costa: I wouldn’t know how that feels.

Zach Sun: Didn’t Dallas gift you a chocolate sculpture for Christmas?

Romeo Costa: And then she ate it.

Zach Sun: It’s the thought that counts.

Romeo Costa: She finished it before we even finished opening presents.

Ollie vB: Anyway, save the date.noveldrama

Zach Sun: What if Briar says no?

Ollie vB: You’re great for my ego, aren’t you?

Romeo Costa: We’ll be there.

Ollie vB: Good. No kids, please.

Romeo Costa: Then how the hell are you going to attend?

Ollie vB: Hilarious.

Zach Sun: It actually was.

Ollie vB: I hate both of you.